Dusty Baker heads up the Reds

So it looks like the Reds went and got themselves a new manager. We will see if Dusty can turn around what is the most sad franchise in the NL Central, which probably means in all of baseball. I remember when I was younger, I had a friend [who will go unnamed] who used to try and convince me that the Reds were just as or more prestigious than the St. Louis Cardinals. That argument never held water with me, but now it is unquestionably false. Playoff appearances since 2000: STL-6, CIN - 0....